Conservatives, Wake Up to Immigration!

Mexicans risk their lives to get a job. Mexicans are members of an orthodox Christian religion that opposes abortion and same-sex marriage. I’m a conservative Republican and I gave up some of my personal life to try to succeed but I never risked my life to get a job. We conservatives love to stand around at parties and talk about third generation welfare families and point fingers at the Democrats for encouraging welfare to pander for votes. I suggest that the next time those subjects come up at a party; someone should point out that while we are pointing fingers we are flipping off 11 million potential conservative voters. We should send people to watch the border all right but they should be Republican Party volunteers with cheeseburgers and apple pie saying “welcome to the US.”

I won’t make my usual comments on the importance of one language – I’ll keep it in conservative jargon. I hire people from all over the world and my first question is, “How are their language skills?” The better the language skills the faster they advance and the more money they make. I know these natural born conservatives will get the message.