Nobel Prize Trivialized

Is the world decomposing? For me, the Nobel Prize represented recognition for those that reached the pinnacle of scientific dedication and achievement. As a scientist myself, in my wildest dreams I never imagined I would receive that honor. I feel differently now. I am empowered. Please see the following letter:

Dear Olympic Committee,

Please consider this my application for a gold medal in the 100 yards dash. While it is true that I have trouble even walking fast, I did produce a documentary on the dangers of poorly fitting footwear.

Please process my request and send my medal before the Presidential election.

Thanks in advance,
Al Gore, Tobacco Farmer